I am coming to terms with the fact that loving someone requires a leap of faith, and that a soft landing is never guaranteed. Sarah Dessen (This Lullaby)

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my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

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Anonymous asked: Hey momma. I want to talk to this guy but I'm plus size and don't feel like anyone could possibly like me... Please help.


 Momma is a 350 pound shark with a face full of sharp teeth, and people love momma.
 You are a wonderful person, and Momma loves you. Be brave, and be gentle with yourself.

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how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

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Anonymous asked: Momma, I'm going to take my collage placement assessment tomorrow and I was wondering if you could wish me luck because I'm supper nervous that I'm just going to was my dads money by failing my classes. I did really bad in highschool but I think my dad is sending me because my brother didn't want to go. I really need someone wishing me luck.


 Momma will wish all of the luck she can muster.

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